"An oblivious death of a grotesque nightmare... blood dripping from it's decapitated abysmal body... the silhouette of the moon... overwhelmed completely by darkness... deceased bodies everywhere... while a sharp knife... thrusted at my head... covering my face with blood... as my head departs from my body... death is grinning... right beside me... isn't it a lovely sight?..." that's me... so don't you dare give a crap... im warning you! i have a dead salmon in my hand... and im not afraid to use it!

April 27, 2004

Barney the dinosaur is the anti-Christ...
Posted at 09:02 AM

While i was surfing the net i found this webpage which contains the truth about Barney the dinosaur... here's what it says :

Barney the Dinosaur is the Anti-Christ

Here's what I discovered.....

1. Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2. Change all U's to V's: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR (proper Latin)

3. Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4. Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5. Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is the Anti-Christ.

This "disturbing info" was from http://www.jcsm.org/Humor/barney.htm

*shivers* woah... that's quite disturbing, and by the way, i found out from my friend that people say Barney is on drugs... and about that freakin' song "I love You" geez.. what the heck is that?! its like a song for insane people of psycho killers! geez.. i knew something's wrong with that pshyco dinosaur.. hahahah!

Barney the "Fag" dinosaur is bad!

Barney's I Love You

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coffeecat

Comment posted on May 12th, 2004 at 08:34 PM
faster, mikee! kill barney! kill! kill!
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Anna_Ganda (guest)

Comment posted on May 12th, 2004 at 04:22 AM
Well, anyone can make up some stuffs and do something against someone to make it appear the way they want it.

I dunno... What if it was just a coincidence..?
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deft_sheep

Comment posted on May 15th, 2004 at 01:35 AM
hahaha.. i guess so... this shows that some people really hates barney.. hahaha...
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iza

Comment posted on May 2nd, 2004 at 04:51 PM
pati ba naman si barney nagawan pa nila ng meaning yung name? hehe :jennhlin: ayos lang, hindi naman nanonood non. i never liked mascots. he IS a mascot, tama?
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deft_sheep

Comment posted on May 11th, 2004 at 09:37 AM
hahahaha! oo nga eh... well... yeah... he IS a mascot :)
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deft_sheep

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 06:33 PM
yeah, i\'ve heard about that too.. no wonder adults hate him... but kids? they love him?! wtf?!
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falsabraga

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 01:00 PM
i never really liked barney anyway. pang asar na itsura. mas gusto ko pa si denver the last dinosaur.
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deft_sheep

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 06:38 PM
oo nga e, ang sarap ikiskis ng mukha niya sa sahig tapos pugutan ng ulo tapos sasaksak ko yun ng stick... sabay sasaksak ko isang bumbilia sa bibig niya... instant furniture! hahahah! Ü
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levin

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 11:34 AM
what!!! Barney is anti-Christ... by the way I dont even care bout this dinosaur...
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iggy_koprintoh

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 10:49 AM
werd did u get dat fact??
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deft_sheep

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 06:47 PM
i forgot the site eh... eheheheh... but i\'ll try to find again :)
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deft_sheep

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 09:22 AM
hahahaha! from the very start i knew that this so-called luvable dinosaur is nothing but a satanic prostitiue of children.. hahahaha! :D that\'s why just looking at it makes me kinda psycho.. hahah!
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Chameme

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 09:19 AM
yea, i heard about that one a long time ago. gave me a few laughs. That\'s when I discovered what Barney really was... a dinasour. hahaha.
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EC (guest)

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 09:13 AM
Barney is my god

hahhaahha

Barneyism

all hail the true prince of the underworld- the cute purple dinosaur-Barney, the prince of evil
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Aphelion

Comment posted on April 27th, 2004 at 09:04 AM
galeng. this makes me want to convert.
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